Completely Absurd Russian Dating Site Photos

Russia is wildly acclaimed as the weirdest place on the planet and the way they try to find suitors online doesn’t help that reputation. From showing off your muscles in front of rugs to pointing guns in front of rugs to showing off your sweet baton skills in front of rugs, we present 30 absurd Russian dating site photos:

Casually Posing In Front Of Grandma

“Come Get My Jaguar Power, Boys!!!”

Goat Herder In All Lower Siberia

So Hot Hanging Up Your Jacket

The Flower Or The Gun, Your Choice

Fish Magnet

Chinchilla You Later

Why Yes, I Was Featured In Guns & Vacuums Quarterly

Mermaid Princess

Hey Ladies

Grill Your Chicken All Night Long

Let Me Swat Your Flies

Crane Rider

Sausage Talents

Fierce Dog Bodyguard

Russia’s Favorite Symbols Of Wealth: Trucks And Rugs

Mister Muscle Man

You Can Be The Banana

Casually Chilling

Flower Time

Babes Love Fox Pelt

Not Yours

Put Me On Permanent Press Baby

This Is My Real Beard. No, Seriously.

Straight Rugging

Let’s Pray To The Boxing Gods

Watermelon

Juice Box Not Included